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arkline
04-20-2006, 02:22 PM
By eight o'clock on Sunday, eleven hours into the ride, I was still around 150 miles from my goal. Darkness had fallen like an iron curtain, enhanced by a thick cloud cover that absorbed stray photons and kept them from illuminating anything outside my headlight's beam. My faceshield was smeary with road grime and the by-products of gasoline that had been burned. The headlights of oncoming cars refracted and reflected in interesting ways. My arms were heavy. My hands were numb. My stomach muscles shivered, sending vibrations up my spine and into my outstretched arms. I was looking for the marge of Lake LaBarge, hoping to meet up with Sam McGee.

I'd started my journey at nine in the morning. I'd dithered and waffled way past the time I'd expected to leave. The traffic cams at Snoqualmie Pass showed snow on the sides of the freeway and slush and ice on the roadway. Not ideal conditions for a motorcyclist. But what to do? Pack it in for the day and wait for better weather? Here in Seattle that could be a long wait.

So with everything strapped and bungied securely to the back seat, I hoisted my leg up onto the seat and over and started the bike. Up the driveway and out onto the street. First stop gas. I rode carefully, getting the feel of how the bike handled with the extra weight. At the gas station I found that layering up under the 'Stich and the bag on the back seat made getting off the bike a ballet move at the bar. Lifting the beast onto the center stand required finding a new hand-hold. Filled up, I had to devise a better way to get fundament onto seat. So I stood on the peg and stepped over the seat with my right leg. Having cranked up the preload and with the additional height of the Sargent, rolling off the center stand was a bit of a struggle, but workable. And then I was off.

The plans I'd made for my first leg were inoperative, so I got onto I-5 and headed for Portland. The bike felt good and so did I. Seventy/seventy-five, no wish for a ticket. Being Easter Sunday, the traffic was light. I ran through a couple of patches of rain and south of Tacoma the winds began to pick up. Still, I was relatively warm and dry in that 'Stich with four layers of cloth covering my core. The grips were on to full heat and I began to gain some confidence. At Kalama, 156 miles south of Seattle, I bought gas, found an empty lot, smoked a cigarette, and called Donna. Back on the freeway, I managed to by-pass the knot of concrete that ties up traffic in Portland and entered I-84.

Cruising along beside the mighty Columbia, the surface chopped into whitecaps by winds that gusted down the Gorge, the weather began to be less friendly. Dark clouds rolled down the heights and there were several areas where I rode in the tracks of cars or trucks that were clear of slush. Still, heading east the highway is magnificent. The Gorge at that point is a wide river hemmed in by almost vertical bluffs. You ride a rollercoaster as the roadway hugs the contours of the level just above the river's surface. The highway has a nearly perfect patina and as you rise onto the Columbia Plateau, the weather begins to clear. The pavement dries and the side of your body facing the sun is noticeably warmed.

Stopping for gas in Oregon is another peculiar dance. Oh, getting on and off the bike is getting to be routine, but in Oregon you aren't supposed to pump your own gas. Once I get the bike up on the center stand, an attendant comes over and pulls the nozzle out of the pump. He then hands it to me. I guess keeping the dribbles off the paint is my own responsibility. I pump my three and a fraction gallons and the attendant takes the handle from me and sticks it back onto the pump.

Rolling again, I notice that the Oilhead is running like a champ. Swapping between 5th and 6th is a quick snick up and down, up and down. The sweeping curves are lovely, leaned over just a bit, hauling close to seventy-five, moving to the left to get around the semis, check the mirror, signal on, moving to the right. This is a better life, this is what I wanted to have. Outside Pendleton, several hours later, I stop for a bite, some fluids, and a smoke. I am now close to four hours behind my schedule. Instead of running the hypotenuse from Seattle to Hermiston, I've had to ride the legs of the triangle. But the scenery is pure western America. The Columbia Plateau is a gently undulating flat land. Those big, white, fluffy clouds up there in a painfully blue sky drop most of their moisture over the mountains, so the Plateau is light tan. It is windy, of course. Gusts up to 20mph or more, but steady most of the time. Back in the saddle, I try to make some time to LaGrande.

I can tell that I'm rising in elevation, the air becomes colder and the sky begins to darken again. Up into some stark hills, up into the darkness. Still the highway sweeps around some amazing vistas. The roadway becomes damp again, then wet. The darkness blesses me with rain until above some unmarked elevation, snow begins to fall. For miles I'm riding in the cold and I begin to feel myself begin to stiffen in the arms and shoulders. I force myself to relax, breathe a deeper breath, the generous curves don't like rigid arms and a death grip on the bars. I pass over several bridges where there is a slicker rime on the surface. Wiggle a little and it feels okay. Wiggle a lot and your heart suddenly becomes obvious in your chest. Over the pass in the Blue Mountains of Oregon 4963 feet in elevation. Now down the other side into a valley where a dark gray reigns over the day. Another gas stop. I find I'm road stupid, relatively incoherent as the attendant hands me the nozzle. Good grief. I am so cold now that I shiver uncontrolled. I fill the tank and go into the store. A cuppa would help and as I pay I ask the clerk how far it is to Boise. Oh, probably another four hours. It is around 4 in the afternoon and I ask what time it begins to get dark. Oh, around seven or so. I step back outside and huddle under the roof that covers the pumps, smoking a cigarette with the attendant who had handed me the nozzle and sipping my coffee.

Back to motion, I'm riding through rolling country. The temperature is near 35 and I have to work to keep myself loose. The clouds are thick and gray and getting grayer as the sky begins to darken. Another 150 miles or so. And darkness engulfs me. I ride through some unremembered towns and have to be careful to keep my following distances. Finally sanity takes over from the desire to make my goal. I see a sign advertising both a Shiloh Inn and a Days Inn at the next exit. I move to the right hand lane and ease off the speed and ease down the ramp. Odd, the front end of the bike is weaving. It's never done that before. I consciously loosen my arms and the weaving goes away. Hmmmmm. Time to stop for sure.

I pull up in front of the office to the Shiloh Inn which is marginally closer to the highway than the Days Inn around the next corner. I stump in to book a room and can't control my shivering, don't seem to be able to speak particularly clearly, and am just barely successful at extracting my credit card from my travel wallet. I scrawl my name on the sheet of paper, pinch the naked key in my fingers and have to move the bike to the stairwell. Third floor. Damn. Third floor. I unload the bike completely taking several trips up and down the stairs. Then I come back and put on the cover and tramp back up the stairs. Six hundred plus miles. Damn, I'm cold.

In the room, I lay on the bed and watch the weather on the tube. Cold and snow from Boise to Salt Lake City. I become aware that my left-hand thumb is numb. Not discolored or anything like that. The hand is tired and a little sore, but the thumb has definitely lost consciousness. I check my arm. No numbness or pain that shouldn't be there, so I'm not having a coronary. I strip to my skivvies and sit contemplating what to do on the following day. Can I do another day in worse conditions than I've met so far? The bike is fine. The ride is smooth and inspires a high degree of confidence, but the snow and cold are debilitating. Can I do another day at less than 40 degrees? There are still some mountains ahead. Do I want to chance it? How much do I want to gamble?

From somewhere in the back of my cortex, I begin to realize that this outward bound part of my ride is over. If there were twenty more degrees in the air, if the clouds were to disappear overnight, if my grip on the bars would just loosen, I'd be able to do it. But this is the time of the year when the mountains can surprise you and I'm really not up for any more surprises. I call Donna and let her know that I'll be heading back in the morning. I call Dean Lear to let him know that I'll not make it to Show Low this time around. Talking with Dean improves my spirits a bit. I get something to eat and crawl into the bed, a bit tuckered out.

In the morning, I manage to get some breakfast, load up the bike and ride to get some gas. It is 32 degrees and I manage to drop the bike on its left side at the gas station. It is a huge effort to get it up and on the side stand since everything is back on the bike. Damn, the valve cover is a bit scraped up. Back on the road, I mirror the ride I made the day before. The winds start early and punch my helmet around. Back up through the Blue Mountains, back through the low clouds, back through the snow and iced bridges. I notice several deer corpses stinking sourly by the side of the road and thank fate that I'm not laying there with them. In one spot the snow becomes hail and I can feel each strike as it hits my gloves. I can't figure out how, but some flakes manage to get into the space between my face and the shield. Up to the pass and back down to the Plateau. Somewhere in Oregon I can see low clouds off to my left, butted up against the hills with white curtains of snow and rain pouring from the bottoms of the clouds. Luckily, my road took me away from that experience. Gas and go. Gas and go. I make good time and by 12:30 I'm leaving Oregon near Hermiston and cutting up I-82 to Ellensburg, hooking up with I-90 and headed back to Seattle. The time goes quickly and before I know it I'm at the Bear Creek Rest area about 90 miles from Seattle, but on the east side of the pass. I stop, smoke a couple of cigarettes, and call to let them know that I've got about an hour and a half before I get home. Alex says to be careful and I assure her that I will.

Entering Snoqualmie Pass from the east, the pavement is dry. Traffic is relatively light and I'm clipping right along. I go through the snow tunnel and enter the area where huge chunks of mountain have recently fallen and killed four people as their car was crushed. On the west side of the pass, it begins to snow and rain. My face shield becomes a muddy mess as I slow and cars and semis pass me covering me with roadspray. I manage to keep my speed up to sixty-five but can't really see far enough ahead to feel safe. Sometimes you just have to hold on and hope for the best. I keep wiping my shield with my left hand glove and kept my right hand steady on the throttle. The descent ended just about the time my patience with the lack of visibility ended. The pavement dried out and I rode through the winds at North Bend. Issaquah next. Then Bellevue.

My luck was holding steady. I managed to get myself into rush hour traffic on the east side of Lake Washington. A rolling parking lot mostly. With lots of parry and thrust, jockeying for position to make the exit from I-405 to the floating bridge. Luckily, once on 520, I could use the HOV lanes to get to the bridge. And then the traffic came to a standstill. One, two, three miles an hour over the bridge across the lake. What should be less than three minutes took around fifteen.

Off the bridge and past the University, I was hyper careful to make the couple of miles home. I pulled onto the sidewalk in front of my house and had to wrestle the opener from the pocket on the sleeve where I had parked it. Funny, the door is going up and down. Hmmmm. Donna has punched the button from inside the house and I've punched the button out on the side walk. As I begin to walk the bike backwards down the drive, something I've done hundreds and hundreds of times, I manage to get off side and hit the rock wall with my right side case. Over I go onto the left side again. I get pitched off the bike and my helmet hits the rockery on the left side of the drive. I struggle to get up and Donna is trying to lift the bike by herself. Not a chance of that happening. The bike is fulcrumed on the left side case and is relatively more upside down than it should be. I move to the right side and push down on the rear wheel and the bike gets more ordinarily oriented. As tired as I am and with Donna's help, the bike gets upright before I have to worry about hydrolock in the left cylinder. Carefully we both ease the beast backwards into the garage and I prop it on the sidestand. The ride of a lifetime is officially over. 1071 miles, more or less, in two days. And no progress made toward Texas.

I can't express how disappointed I am that the trip of a lifetime has ended with no real trip at all. Or how bummed I am that I won't get to meet the T and A (Texas and Arizona) Peckerheads, scallawags, etc. Maybe next year. Only next time, I'll fly in and rent that fancy Harley. Now, I have to wash some incredible grime off the bike and figure out how to fix the cosmetics on the valve cover. And figure out how to afford a bike that is really meant to do some distance with some protection for the rider...Oh, yeah, I forgot. Dean recommends Gerbings and I think I'll take him at his word.

Tipstall
04-20-2006, 02:55 PM
Ron,

You can hold your head high, you tried. I think it shows something about you to be able to tell everyone about your trip.

Ken

Capt. Blackadder
04-20-2006, 03:05 PM
Wow... that's quite a tale, Ron. It's a shame that it ended on a disappointing note. In your shoes I think I'd make a list of everything that can be improved, while it's still fresh in the mind, so as not to make this trip a complete waste. There will be other trips, and you can make them better because of this experience.

Deano
04-20-2006, 04:08 PM
+1,000 miles in two days in some of the crappiest weather imaginable, and the smarts to call it quits when you needed to. And an excellent ride report to boot. Sorry things did not work out as planned, but you should feel pretty good about what you accomplished.

1MPH
04-20-2006, 06:05 PM
"The hurrier I go the behinder I get (very long)"

Not too long. Great read, I didn't want it to stop. Perfect write up.
Thanks for taking the time Ron. Also sorry it didn't work out. By the way who gets your piece of pie? :)

arkline
04-20-2006, 06:21 PM
Ah, hell, I completely forgot about the pie...:icon_biggrin: Maybe next year...

jamais
04-20-2006, 08:27 PM
Ron, you have a rare gift of painting with the written word. I can feel the cold and share the ache in your arms. The cloud shrouded mountains and slush covered ground thrill the senses yet the reality of their presence bode poorly for the rider.

Man, by the time you got to the hotel I was exhausted as well. As if day one wasn't enough, you did a repeat on day two!

The inside of a rider's helmet can be an echo chamber with doubts and concerns forcing themselves into its crowded space. How many of us have asked ourselves what should I do or what the hell am I doing?

Of course you're disappointed but what could a prudent rider do? Frankly, you deserve a hell of lot of credit for riding the ride that was given you.

Well done Ron

BobFV1
04-20-2006, 11:57 PM
Ron -

You the man. Nice story. The possibility of things going wrong is one of the reasons we all ride, I think. Things went wrong for you, but you had an interesting experience, provided your fellow peckerheads with a great read, and you are back home with your loved ones now.

Take care - look forward to seeing you one of these days - in fair weather....

Bob

Promethean
04-21-2006, 10:48 AM
Awesome stuff, Ron. Very well written.

arkline
04-21-2006, 11:20 AM
Folks,

Thanks for all the good words and compliments. I really appreciate them. I'm glad to be back home and now have to get back to the truly mundane...Fix the dryer belt, gone south while I was on the road. I suppose I'll have to start scheming for a next trip soon. Did someone say Bonneville?

Road Dog
04-21-2006, 11:23 AM
Somethimes we have to cut our losses to maintain a reasonable safety margin.

A couple of years ago Laura and I were planning to attend a rally in Lafayette, LA in early November. We knew it was going to rain and the temp would be in the mid 40's. Laura had just bought a pair of waterproof boots so knowing we would be riding wet I bought a new pair on the way home.

We left at 6:00 am the next morning in light rain. In the 14 miles to the freeway I was soaked and could feel water pooling in the new boots. Traffic backed up and we slogged our way to south Dallas before we could hit cruising speeds. Laura lost a waterproof bag off her bike so I turned around and started backtracking to find her. My bike starts running rough. I find her about 5 miles back and we continue to the next gas station to figure out why my bike is only running on 1 cyl.

My Gerbing waterproof gloves are full of water. The electric vest is not helping. At this point I am shivering uncontrollably so we decide to stop and have breakfast and warm up. It took us 3 hours to go 75 miles in the driving rain. My bike has sucked in so much water I have to pour the water out of my carb bowles. In the restaraunt I put on dry socks and plastic bags over them to keem my feet dry. There is a puddle of water under our table from our dripping clothes.

I know we will be out of the rain within an hour of riding but my bike is missing and I am still cold. We cut our losses and return home in the driving rain. I hated missing a great rally but the cold had taken too much out of us. When I got home the air filter was soaked and had a puddle of water under it on the top of the transmission. Sometimes, cutting your losses is the smart thing to do.

I returned the boots Monday morning for a full refund.

Bill

geechie
04-21-2006, 11:56 AM
Ron,

Nice story, my ass!! Goddawful story more like. I kept waiting on some disaster or other to happen. Whew!! Mighty well written though, and thanks for that.

Weather is such an irresistable and uncontrollable force of nature. Sometimes it's best to experience it from the warmth and safety of a cave.

Glad (really glad) you made it home O.K.

George

Sir Limpsalot
04-21-2006, 03:36 PM
Great tale, well told. As for not making it to Texas, well, their loss is our gain as we have your company for the weekend.
BTW did you know that smoking actually retards your recovery from the cold?
Personally I swear by my Widder heated vest. They do "chaps" too!
Glad you made it home safely.
Si

Bones
04-21-2006, 09:25 PM
Ron,
Great write up. The story was great and the way it was written was great. Mostly, I am glad to hear that you are home safe and sound . You made some tough decisions and used your head. Hypothermia can really make you do crazy stuff but you kept it together.

And, indeed, a Gerbings heated jacket liner is a wonderful thing. Really wonderful.

Thanks for the story.

Jeff

P.S. when you go for the heated stuff....get the full jacket liner. Warm arms along with the warm chest are really nice. The collar folds up and is heated too, so it warms the blood going to your brain.

JCsman
04-21-2006, 10:26 PM
Ron:

Really good read. I sure wouldn't feel badly. Looks to me like you, 'Fit the good fight" and then some.

Wild Will
04-22-2006, 02:01 AM
You ripped one from the crank-cracked lip of Winter! Adventures come in all kinds. There's nothing quite as urgent as hurtling into the frozen void with a sky full of tempest and the wind chill yelling "Why?".
You did well. Thanks for a great tale, Bro.

arkline
04-22-2006, 11:56 AM
Again, thanks for the compliments on the write-up. I've been thinking this over for a while and am totting up the things I've learned.

One guy I know at work has accused me of being so hypothermic, I might as well have been riding drunk...I'm trying to weigh whether that was true or not, since I don't think my mental acuity dropped too far beyond its normal level (never very high). I do know that a physical toll was taken and mostly in the body's tensing up in reaction to prolonged cold. But I think I was able to overcome that to a certain extent by consciously realizing it was happening and consciously relaxing the muscles that were giving me the most trouble. It is a hard call, since I was the only one there.

I think I'm going to try a little experiment with my face shield though. I once saw Don Emde talk about riding the Daytona race on the beach in sloppy conditions. His face shield got so mucked up he couldn't see. So he put a little hole in the shield that he could peer through when the rest of the plastic had gone dark. I might try that with an old faceshield (new Schuberth's being fiddy buckarettes...)

The Pacific Northwest is a beautiful place and Seattle is blessed with not one but two snow-capped ranges within eye-shot, the Olympics and the Cascades. I will now and forever have a completely different view when I look out and see those frosted mountains. The ride is magnificent, even when Mother Nature gets cranky.

I'm going to wait until the absolute dog days of summer and see if I can purchase some Gerbings. They're a local company and I like to support those. And Si, you're right about smoking. Right about many things, but especially that.

Deans BMW
04-23-2006, 06:40 PM
Ron, I am at my Aunt and Uncles place just outside of Kerrville resting by the river..........at the Saturday nite dinner, all 25 of raised a glass and saluted you with a toast. Can not wait to see you and share some pie.

DarthRider
04-24-2006, 11:51 PM
Good story Ron, but nice weather would have made a much better read.
And we would have welcomed you to Texas!
Next time, brother!

Dave

arkline
04-25-2006, 11:11 AM
Dave,

If the weather had been nice, I'd have stopped to take some pictures and wouldn't have had much to write about...

I hope to see some of you at Laguna Seca in July and hoist a glass or two. I'm looking forward to Allan's tales of the Hill Country Ride. Ducati Island, here I come.