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DJ Down Under
04-20-2006, 08:51 AM
Someone here was very keen on one of these.\ ...I like it also..:)

DJ

http://www.motorradonline.de/fm/109/Mailand05_020.jpg

http://www.motorradonline.de/fm/109/Mailand05_140.jpg

http://www.motorradonline.de/fm/109/Mailand05_130.jpg

http://www.motorradonline.de/fm/109/Mailand05_150.jpg

http://www.motorradonline.de/fm/109/Mailand05_160.jpg

http://www.motorradonline.de/fm/109/Mailand05_170.jpg

supermotoC
04-20-2006, 08:55 AM
Ducati says this bike will be available late spring/summer (2007) in the US.
Hopefully, they keep at least one version air-cooled & under $13k.

Optimus Prime
04-20-2006, 08:59 AM
My name is first on the list at the local Stealer. Once Ducati releases production spec I have the right to put a deposit down or take my name off the list...

:020:

supermotoC
04-20-2006, 09:11 AM
Nice work, Jason. You sure you don't want this S4S?

No, that's not the taillight, that's the aft-looking camera.

http://thekneeslider.com/images/blackdogo.jpg

Promethean
04-20-2006, 09:22 AM
That looks like a Mad max type bike. :)

DJ Down Under
04-20-2006, 01:06 PM
Anyone else think the exhaust on that new Hypermotard looks like supertraps?

DJ

fnfalman
04-20-2006, 05:03 PM
Not to be anal or anything like that but it's a Duck and not a Duke. A Duke is something made by KTM.:028: :037:

DJ Down Under
04-20-2006, 06:59 PM
You're right..I've always called them Duke's...and never heard them called Duck's...anyway...I thought it was odd they called the new KTM a Super Duke.

About that motard...it's interesting how they have combined the hand guards with the mirrors and indicators as well....bad luck if you like to lane split...:icon_biggrin:

Actually this bike looks a bit Duck'ish.

DJ

arkline
04-20-2006, 07:06 PM
DJ,

Bad news if your have to replace one too I'd bet. Or somewhat expensive.

supermotoC
04-21-2006, 08:00 AM
Hey, it's only money!

To be accurate, the pronounciation is "DUCK", but you would write it like "DUC", hence the cornfusion (sic).

Sorta like the general public calls BMW cars "beemers" (when we all know those are "bimmers"), and DJ most certainly rides a nice, black, beemer.

this is a duck,
http://www.picturefish.com/images/nature/lomoduck.jpg

and this is a Duc - see? I know they are very similar, but there are small clues that give it away.


http://www.asandiego.com/img/Bikes/Duc/Duc_r.jpg

BobFV1
04-21-2006, 08:07 AM
To be accurate, the pronounciation is "DUCK", but you would write it like "DUC", hence the cornfusion (sic).


Collyers - you are a man of uncommon motard perspicacity - hear, hear!

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DJ - Thanks for the great pics of the beautiful bike. I would love to have one for track day!

geechie
04-21-2006, 08:09 AM
Well, maybe....

But this is a duck too.

http://chinadan.com/01duck/duck-roasth.jpg

Crispy skin, moist, savory flesh. Oh god... I gotta go now.

George

BobFV1
04-21-2006, 08:35 AM
Jenny & Julie the Sexy Ducks


http://www.linuks.mine.nu/duck/duckindanger_small.jpg (http://www.linuks.mine.nu/duck/duckindanger.jpg)

I am jenny the small duck. One day bad monsters
captured me, I don't know for sure but they probably
wanted to rape me.

I cried (http://www.linuks.mine.nu/duck/wakwak.wav) for help and thought I was lost...


http://www.linuks.mine.nu/duck/duckkissingintimately_small.jpg (http://www.linuks.mine.nu/duck/duckkissingintimately.jpg)

Suddenly Julie my lesbian friend appeared.
She screamed (http://www.linuks.mine.nu/duck/wakwak.wav) i should wait... she killed all the monsters
and saved my life. I love her so much. I hugged
her alot and we kissed intimately. She really smells
good and I love to tongue-kiss her. She took me in
her arms and we kissed all night long.

http://www.linuks.mine.nu/duck/duckgirldoinghergirlfriend_small.jpg (http://www.linuks.mine.nu/duck/duckgirldoinghergirlfriend.jpg)

I licked her wet pussy.
(BobFV's note - Ducks don't really have pussies, the have "cloaca")
She really liked it.
we sexed so much. it was so beautiful. We both
had strong orgasms (http://www.linuks.mine.nu/duck/wakwak.wav). we had great, wild and hot sex.

http://www.linuks.mine.nu/duck/ducksex0r.html

Promethean
04-21-2006, 08:50 AM
Bob...you have too much time on your hands. :037:

supermotoC
04-21-2006, 09:06 AM
a different perspective on what a duck actually looks like:

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http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com/archives/Duck-Picture-thumb.jpg

BobFV1
04-21-2006, 05:23 PM
Collyer -

Good work. Those things are deformed! Where's the duck???

JCsman
04-21-2006, 06:58 PM
Collyer -

Good work. Those things are deformed! Where's the duck???

I don't see it either. But if she turns quickly we'd better ALL duck.

Promethean
04-21-2006, 07:51 PM
I heard that ducks float on water. Those babies would pull her under. :)

jamming
04-21-2006, 11:10 PM
You got that wrong AB....with those babies, she could float the Atlantic.....at least that's what I call the waterbed!
Roger