Mascot?

[BobFV1]

Dear peckerheads, carpetbaggers, scallywags, roadsters, miscreants, and friends - who enjoy motorcycling:

I think we need to start thinking about designating an official mascot. At first I thought of that cigar smoking woodpecker, but the cigar image is kind of homoerotic in an oral-phallus-fellatio sort of way. No, fellow peckerheds, et al, we need to have a mascot that reflects the true spirit of the cafe. And no, it can't be "Juan Valdez" the coffee picker - he doesn't even ride a motorcycle and we might offend some of our friends of latin cultural heritage (the way I feel when I watch "The Sopranos" - violated).

So if you all could just think about a mascot that embraces our sensibilities, our love of motorcycling, and our high ethical and moral standards - please post a picture.....

I have a few ideas....

[Deans BMW]

Bob, go outside into the garage.............................and polish your motorcycles....................

[DarthRider]

I hear Patrick is available...:D :D :D

[BobFV1]

Hmmm -

I'm still thinking......

I like the Patrick idea, but I think we want to go for a more sensitive image, so we can attract, rather than repel, the fair sex.....

I'm still thinking - I'm sure I can come up with something.....

watch this space.........

[Dallara]

Hmmmmm... A Mascot, eh?

Well, I have a few ideas, like this one... Even though he does still have a cigar, he does appear to rather dashing and debonair - just like us:

http://r1150r.smugmug.com/photos/52908867-M.jpg


Of course, we could try and get this young lady, as she could check out all the new members to make sure they pass muster (look closely at her name tag on her left breast...)

http://www.threewisheslingerie.com/images/pecker3-d.JPG


Or maybe this lass... She doesn't appear to be quite as attractive, but she obviously loves to hug a pecker...

http://media.dabu.com/users/dylan/thumbs/400/h04-IMG_2768.jpg


Or I guess we could go the combined *nature plus technology* route, sort of...

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/129000/129286eJli_w.jpg


I dunno'... Let me see what else I can come up with...

Cheers!

Allan (Dallara)

[Dallara]

By the way, did you guys know that we already have our own dance club? It's got pool tables. bikini contests, and everything... Shame it's in Oklahoma...

http://www.peckerheads.org/


Or that we have our own beer, brewed right here in Texas?


http://www.rahrbrewing.com/peckerwrecker-label.html


Or that we already have a line of clothing and fashion accessories?


http://www.cafepress.com/sparkyandgizmo/440300


Or that we have our own bar & grill up in Maryland?

http://www.take2productionskaraoke.com/images/peckers.jpg


We even have our own soft drink...

http://www.diaboluxe.com/DrPeckerThumb.jpg


Just thought you guys would want to know...

Cheers!

Allan (Dallara)

[Dallara]

And while we're at it...

Here's a young lady who obviously has us all on her mind...

http://www.measureformeasure.co.uk/admin/uploads/images/20266boppers.jpg


But if you like what she's wearing, and want some of your own, or for that special someone in your life... well, here ya' go...

http://www.exult.co.uk/sales_img/SX23933.jpg


But did ya' know that we also already have our own brand of CONDOMS, which just goes to show that we are all socially conscious and are willing to practice safe sex if it is absolutely necessary...

http://r1150r.smugmug.com/photos/52911116-M.jpg


But I guess we could be really dull and conventional and pick this for our idea of a mascot... At least then we could all buy matching suits (yes, folks, you can buy this goofy outfit fro only $795... Truly a bargain, right?)...

http://www.easterncoastcostume.com/Pages/MascotsUS_Sales/060_Wood_Pecker_060.jpg


But I hope we come up with something better than that....

Cheers!

Allan (Dallara)

[Dallara]

And we even have our own drink recipe...

http://www.drinksecret.com/recipe/peckerhead.html


Peckerhead Drink Recipe

Drink Ingredients:
1/2 oz. Southern Comfort
1/2 oz. Vodka
2 oz. Orange Juice
1/2 oz. Lime Juice
1/4 oz. Amaretto
1/2 oz. Triple Sec
dash Sugar
1/4 oz. Sloe Gin

Instruction:
Shake on the rocks in a cooler glass. The drink is from D. Cee., Ground Round, Manchester NH.


Glass Type:

http://www.drinksecret.com/images/glass-15.jpg


Don't know if I would ever drink something with Southern Comfort in it, but hey, at least we have our own official cocktail, right?

Cheers!

Allan (Dallara)

[arkline]

Jees, that recipe looks suspiciously like the "Flaming Moe", but lacks the cough syrup. Maybe that's where the Southern Comfort comes in?????

[BobFV1]

Gosh guys, those are all splendid ideas, but I was looking at a mascot who could keep us all in touch with our sensitive sides:

THE PURPLE TELETUBBY!

http://r1150r.smugmug.com/photos/35429631-S.jpg

[Dallara]

Well, Bob...

I'll bet this woman would love to be our mascot. After all, she enjoys wearing a flame patterned bikini to show us her boobs, likes to fish, and obviously likes drinking beer...


http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/items941/765.jpg


Cheers!

Allan (Dallara - Dougie's "Banned" Poster Child)

[BobFV1]

I don't know Allan - there is one more parameter to measure - we have to put the vacuum meter on her kisser and see how much negative pressure she can generate using her cheek muscles...

[Dallara]

Well, Bob... Of course, you're right again as usual, but then again there's always...


http://brimstone.fpsn.net/~cfaber/funny_stuff/DEBEERS.jpg



Cheers!

Allan (Dallara - "Banned To The Bone")

[DJ Down Under]

http://members.optusnet.com.au/~djp1/mypic1758.jpg