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Wild Will
04-14-2006, 07:39 PM
Well, I just can’t ignore the letters I’ve gotten from my friends on the Moto Café. In my life I’ve seen stuff go downhill fast on internet forums, and I’ve become weary of some people’s ignorant and insulting behavior. One time a few years back, two guys got into a fight on a ride. One was a 60 year old lawyer and the other a rich, 60 + Persian businessman. He had an attitude commonly seen in eastern countries displayed by the privileged. The Persian sees an old ramshackle cabin in the Sierras in some broke dick town, and decides he’ll take the animal skull that’s on the porch home with him. Lawyer says no, you won’t; that belongs to somebody. Soon they’re face to face, shouting epithets and spitting into each others eyes all the virulence mankind holds in his Neanderthal genes. The fight is split up and the ride disintegrates, many hundreds of miles from home. A bad taste remains to this day, because of thoughtless and stupid behavior.
Next week, there’s a site that contains the word ‘idiots’, believe it or not, and Skull seeker and another lawyer guy decide they’ll kidnap and cut up the lawyer who fought with the Persian. This was stated on the ‘net. Next thing you know lawyer 1 presses charges against lawyer 2 and this big brouhaha ensues. The sheriffs office is involved. Childish behavior, and hardly worth it.
I bowed out of that group for the most part after that.
So, new guy Will is drawn into a southbound discussion wherein he’s insulted by some guy who he’s never met. This guy actually tells a vastly experienced rider, never seen, that he’s sure he can dust him off. So, not understanding ANYTHING about this forum except what my pal Dangerous Dave has told me, this is hurled my way by the guy who actually states on his heading that he’s banned by some ‘NY group who are cheese dicks’.
Now that I look at it again, I can see this guy has an attitude; he speaks without thinking first. His bravado has made him a legend in his mind. He can beat anybody, dust them off, blow them away. I don’t need this crap, says Will.
I’m here to share what I’ve experienced from another unique perspective with my newly acquired friends. To share the view from the inside of my Arai shield as the world tilts ferociously, sheer rock wall on one side and 200 feet of unguardrailed hell on the other; the view from inside my moto consciousness.
I don’t want to have this guy banned, as he suggests, so he can go somewhere and boast that he’s deemed a sociopath by 2 different forums! He must be BAD! No, I don’t want to do anything other than share my motorcycling life with the members. I have a wild sense of humor, and am the first to make a joke or laugh, but this boast sent to an unknown new guy just hit me wrong. I live as far on the edge of the western continent as one can. I do it because of the roads here. I did it because life is short, and there is no other sport one can do that’s better or more thrilling than motorcycling, for me. Triumphs, BSA’s, Nortons, Vincents, all those sweet Yamaha 2 strokes, Ducatis, BMW’s, factory mechanics schools in the 60’s, riding in Europe and North Africa when it was still ridiculously cheap way before Nixon bailed in Viet Nam, ad nauseum. That’s what I came here for – to share with people I’d never meet otherwise – at the invitation of my friend Dangerous Dave. I trust this guy. Well, I’m back because all of you who have written have proven to me that I belong here, and I humbly thank you. There is always a place for you if you care to visit N. Ca. I always have time for a ride.
There’s a place in my life for the other guy too, if he’ll cease with his unwelcome BS.

Deans BMW
04-14-2006, 07:54 PM
WW, welcome back, every time I read one of your posts I see where you live and the roads you ride thru your writing and the experience is completely enjoyed. Reminds me of when I lived in Nor Cal during the 70's, embelished with the fondness of good memories of years past.

Again, welcome and have a Cup O.

arkline
04-14-2006, 07:59 PM
Will,

Anyone whose sig line is a quote from ee cummings definitely belongs in this gallimaufry of riders. You're welcome here for as long as you want to be. Your choose.

DJ Down Under
04-14-2006, 08:20 PM
Will..you should try and make it down under one day..I'll take you on a ride that you'll never forget...and you're right..Life's too short...:icon_biggrin:..don't worry-be happy.

DJ

DarthRider
04-14-2006, 08:39 PM
Welcome back Bro...

Dangerous Dave

Bones
04-14-2006, 08:45 PM
Will,
Glad you are staying. You need to know that the term "cheesedick" was originated here at the Motorcyclist Cafe' as far as I know and can turn out to be a very useful term.

There is plenty to learn and share here and it comes from all angles, I assure you.

Can't wait until the Moto Lit section gets formed. There should be some good writing appearing there.

Motorcylist Cafe', where you can get a good cup 'o jo and where ordering a venison burger incites wrath.

Jeff

BobFV1
04-14-2006, 08:48 PM
Will - you the man.. Great to have you in our group.

Oh - and by the way, the administration of the New York group are a bunch of cheese dicks....

TorqueMonsterMT-01
04-14-2006, 09:39 PM
Will;
I'm glad you decided to stay. I like your postings.

Bones;
Sorry, but cheese dick is at least a 15 year old term. Realistically, probably older. I heard it from a friend at least 15 years ago.
Alternate terms;
Cheese doodle
cheddar pecker

R4R&R
04-14-2006, 09:51 PM
You need to know that the term "cheesedick" was originated here at the Motorcyclist Cafe' as far as I know and can turn out to be a very useful term.

I know I've used "cheesedick" for many, many years. Also "dick-cheese", which is used in an entirely different way. But if the Motorcyclist Cafe wants to use "cheesedick" as their claim to fame, then go for it.

supermotoC
04-14-2006, 10:28 PM
You'll most likely be banned sometime in the future, so you might as well be here now. :cup:

not.

The only reason I'm not banned is that very few MotoCafe cretins have even met me.

BobFV1
04-14-2006, 11:15 PM
You'll most likely be banned sometime in the future, so you might as well be here now. :cup:

not.

The only reason I'm not banned is that very few MotoCafe cretins have even met me.

Who are you calling a cretin, you peckerhead! :)

Oh by the way - we like the term cheese dick because it is 15 years old....

Ed K
04-15-2006, 01:03 AM
WW...

Depending on your ride for the day...

Willkommen zurück.

benvenuto indietro.

Welcome back.

jamais
04-15-2006, 07:31 AM
Well done Will:041:

Bones
04-15-2006, 07:35 AM
Will,
I stand corrected. My lack of knowledge re the etymology of "cheese dick" suggests that I have been hiding in a cave somewhere.

Nevertheless, it is a great term and one that should be bandied about. Also, feel free to invent new ones. And don't forget other old ones, like "meat stick."

For example, "Shut up you little meat stick."

And don't forget "ABS is for pussies." That DID orginate here, courtesy to BobFV1.


Jeff

supermotoC
04-15-2006, 08:01 AM
Who are you calling a cretin, you peckerhead!

Oh by the way - we like the term cheese dick because it is 15 years old....

SEE! that's wut I'm talking 'bout.

There's no place like home....there's no place like home.... there's no place like home....

fganger
04-16-2006, 10:22 AM
Wild Will,

Most of the Café members are experienced, both in life and in biking. Most have learned by life's experiences, we are all shaped by these lessons. As such, we will all have different views on most any subject, except one: motorcycles. We all love them, and as such they are a big part of our life. Other than bikes - there is not much we agree on.

If I was choosing someone to debate, I don't think I would pick your nemesis. But if I were going to do battle against The Evil Empire, he would be among the first one I'd recruit.:028:

Glad you are staying around,:058:
Frank

DarthRider
04-16-2006, 12:03 PM
Frank, you are priceless!
Well said.

That goes for you other Cheese Dicks too.

Except Mr. SupermotoC...consider yourself banned now.
You made me shoot water out of my nose on to my keyboard with that last post!
Thanks a lot.

Dave

Bones
04-16-2006, 06:09 PM
You guys are all a bunch of meat sticks! :028:


I just had to say that.



Jeff

JCsman
04-16-2006, 06:28 PM
You guys are all a bunch of meat sticks! :028:

Jeff

If Andy From Poland crosses over, would he be a tofu stick?

geechie
04-17-2006, 08:52 AM
What an etertaining bunch of peckerheads! Made even more so by your presence, Will.

G

Wild Will
04-17-2006, 02:34 PM
for the Cafe? Well, let's market that inimitable alternative road food, Cheese Dicks. They'd be at the 7-11 checkout stand next to the Slim Jims and edible condoms. You could snack while riding! And the Hungry Man variant could be the Meaty Cheese Dick. Hell, if we played this right, we could all be riding them shiny Vincent Hondas in no time. And any man who wouldn't bite into one of them tasty Cheese Dicks just has some homoerotic issues, but we'll help you work through them, O my brothers.

Wild Will
04-17-2006, 03:39 PM
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-4/1172388/myyellowtoy2.jpg

DarthRider
04-17-2006, 04:50 PM
That's not one of those new Cheese Dick 900's is it?!

Dave