Weirdest thing you've seen cagers do

[Promethean]

What's the weirdest thing you've seen cagers do while you were out riding?

I've seen someone in a mini-van eating cereal in rush hour with the steering wheel jammed between their knees....scary!

[Bones]

How about reading a book. Not at a stop light, mind you. Driving on the highway, reading a book and looking up occasionally to steer. I am NOT kidding. This was in Nebraska several years ago.

Jeff

[Deano]

How about reading a book. Not at a stop light, mind you. Driving on the highway, reading a book and looking up occasionally to steer. I am NOT kidding. This was in Nebraska several years ago.

Jeff

I've seen that on a couple of occasions. The mind boggles...:104:

[Road Dog]

I had just bought my FZ1 and was riding to work. Where I live there are a lot of truck passing lanes, you know the ones that say left lane for passing only, that no one pays attention to.

I was on the left side of the lane in the merge zone about a car length behind a rock truck. Cadillac comes around me on the right on the shoulder of the road, when the driver is beside me about two feet away I hold my hand up palm open asking what the $$$$ are you doing? The blond demented old bag just points to the space between the truck and me and proceeds to run me into the other lane.

I decided I would rather have her in front of me rather than behind me.:068:

Bill

[Blue Mist]

A guy driving a pickup on the interstate was reading something on his steering wheel. I figured it was a map. As I passed him I looked and saw that it was a magazine open to two pages of text. A moment later I looked back to see what magazine. It was Penthouse

[jamming]

He was driving on the 205 in Washington state just North of the Oregon border. She was facing him, sitting on his lap, and well,uh, you know...they were doing the well...uuummmm....aaaaaa...naughty. Yea, that's it, they were doing the deed. I ALMOST crashed!
I wanted to ride along and watch:037: but I did'nt, was afraid of what might happen when the act finished, if ya know what I mean.

Rog

[Ed K]

Well... I saw a cager about 200 feet in front of me, fish-tail just a bit, then all of sudden turn perpindicular... The next thing I see... s/he disappears over the road into the ditch...

Prolly was one or more: a) Talking on a cell phone b) Reading c) Putting on make-up d) Sleeping

[TorqueMonsterMT-01]

I was driving a rental car in Tulsa with three Japanese customers as passengers. As we were driving through a construction zone on the highway in the middle of the city, we passed a helmetless guy on a Harley scrolling through the address book on his cell phone.

A minute later, he passed us with the phone in his ear. The real funny thing was that my phone rang at the same time. (It wasn't the Harley guy though!).

[Acacia]

A woman on the cell phone and applying makeup at the same time - which meant that she was also looking into her visor mirror!

I honked at her - did not make a bit of difference- she carried right on.

[Road Dog]

Speaking of cell phones, I was on my R90 traveling east on I30 in Arlington, Tx approaching the exit to Six Flags. It was a Saturday morning around 9:00 AM in May. School was ending for the summer and dozens of school busses were backed up onto the freeway trying to exit to Six Flags.

In the lane to my right were two ladies in a Volvo with the driver on a phone. Volvo's have always been on the top of my dumbass driver list so I sped up to get past them. It was a good thing as she never braked for the stopped traffic on the freeway. In my mirror I say the PU truck she hit do a barrel roll to the right and the Volvo get smashed to the fire wall.

I hope the side airbag permanently planted the phone in her ear.

Bill

[BobFV1]

I lived in San Diego in 1983 - I was in the Navy. In addition to my new Suzuki GS750E, I had a blue Ford Econoline 150 van that I had done a minor conversion on - it was definitely the "love-mobile".

Those ford vans had the engine set forward so that there was an open space between the driver and passenger "captain's chairs". I had a buddy, another officer on my ship who I shared an apartment with, who discovered that we could actually use that space to switch drivers while going down the road - one would hold the wheel while the other got out of the seat, etc, etc....

I also had an, um, lady friend, who discovered that she could, er, um, get down on her knees in that space and, er, um, "rest her head in my lap" - except she was not exactly "resting" it, if you know what I mean.

:embarassed: :embarassed: :embarassed:

Well - we got pretty good at this - I would drive down the Southern California freeways at the old double nickel speed limit and actually could keep my eyes on the road while the little brown-haired head bobbed up and down in my lap like one of those one-pump Texas oil wells. Right when my little gusher would blow, I would always sort of close my eyes momentarily, and I could tell how good it had been by how much my speed had climbed while I was half blacked-out. Usually I would open them up and be going about 61 or 62. Occasionally I would hit 65 - very rarely I would have a "65+" experience - which required more kleenex...

So, that in itself was not so unusual - you've all done that, right? I mean, after all, I am from California and I do get paid a lot for thinking out of the box. Well anyway, we are headed South on the I-5 one sunny afternoon, somewhere around LAX, my lady friend is on her knees next to my seat in the front of the van, and this jacked up pickup with a young couple pulls up next to me and the guy and his blondie girlfriend look over and see us. The guy points over, and the next thing you know, his blonde girlfriend's head is bobbing up and down in his lap and he is driving right next to me, keeping pace. I am in the fast lane with a jersey barrier on my left, an on my right is the fellatio truck, and there I am in the love van.

Ah to be young again. They peeled off somewhere around Seal Beach and we continued on to San Diego....