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Deans BMW
03-08-2010, 05:24 PM
I wrote back and said that it sounds about right :ymca:



LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT:
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET:

* A JOB,
* A DRIVERS LICENSE,
* SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
* WELFARE,
* FOOD STAMPS,
* CREDIT CARDS,
* SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
* FREE EDUCATION,
* FREE HEALTH CARE,
* A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
* BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
* THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION.
Gord
03-08-2010, 06:50 PM
HOLY CRAP!

Who knew that Canada had annexed the US?
Griffon
03-08-2010, 07:30 PM
HOLY CRAP!

Who knew that Canada had annexed the US?

Don't laugh Gord, Ontario could be crawling with Pennsylvanians in no time!
Arby
03-09-2010, 07:37 AM
HOLY CRAP!

Who knew that Canada had annexed the US?

Good response, Gord! I had to smile.

Based upon some of the folks that I met on a tour of the Maritime provinces a while back, there's plenty of conservatives in Canada. Just not enough to take control of goverment, it seems.

Just an observation from a visitor, no claim of any degree of accuracy :).

RB
DarthRider
03-09-2010, 09:23 AM
Press 1 for English
Press 2 for Deportation
NoRRmad
03-09-2010, 11:36 AM
I'll just lift a response from another blog -- where this political propaganda also surfaced:
So the USA should be more like North Korea/China/Saudi Arabi/Iran/Afghanistan/Cuba/Venezuela?

(Sigh.)
panthercity
03-09-2010, 11:46 AM
I'll just lift a response from another blog -- where this political propaganda also surfaced:

(Sigh.)
I LIKE that!
Deans BMW
03-09-2010, 02:39 PM
Do you suppose that those countries have much of a problem of people trying to illegally sneak into their country looking for "Better Lives"...........or they trying to sneak out......just to put things into persepctive.


So the USA should be more like North Korea/China/Saudi Arabi/Iran/Afghanistan/Cuba/Venezuela?
Arby
03-10-2010, 06:48 AM
Do you suppose that those countries have much of a problem of people trying to illegally sneak into their country looking for "Better Lives"...........or they trying to sneak out......just to put things into persepctive.

And, I wonder which of those countries have 12 million, more or less, illegal immigrants living in them. All the news sources in this country seem to agree with that number, regardless if it fits with a political view, or not.

RB
Elsie Smith
03-11-2010, 07:15 AM
Ms. Pam is right on...aren't we the land of the free ? Elsie
GPM
03-11-2010, 08:38 AM
Ms. Pam is right on...aren't we the land of the free ? Elsie

Regrettably, not any more. We're now the land of 'everybody thinks everything should be free'.

Its not quite the same.
JCsman
03-11-2010, 09:07 AM
I'll just lift a response from another blog -- where this political propaganda also surfaced:
"So the USA should be more like..."
(Sigh.)

How about we just try to act like we are a sovereign nation?
DarthRider
03-11-2010, 10:03 AM
How about we just try to act like we are a sovereign nation?

Hell, when are we just going to admit we are full? And damn near broke? And FUBAR?
Where's the Re-Set button? And I don't mean just the present administration.
panthercity
03-11-2010, 11:42 AM
Well now, here's the answer (http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703954904575110124037066854.html?m od=WSJ_WSJ_US_PoliticsNCampaign_3)...
GPM
03-11-2010, 11:51 AM
Well now, here's the answer (http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703954904575110124037066854.html?m od=WSJ_WSJ_US_PoliticsNCampaign_3)...

Yeah, 'cause if Chuck Schumer thinks its a good idea, well, then sign me up....

:Topes::Topes::Topes:
panthercity
03-11-2010, 01:50 PM
Harry, I'm shocked! Shocked I say!

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