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Wild Will
03-09-2006, 07:30 PM
When does it all break loose? When does havoc reign? When does hell surface through the cracks in the earth and throw your bike down, slamming you onto your unbelieving ass? Sliding the rear has a special appeal for the road, for those willing to explore the limits of traction with your new 208’s. Foolish? Of course it’s foolish. There’s oncoming traffic! Illegal? Hell yes. 90% of what’s most fun on a motorcycle is illegal, although not unsafe! It’s between me and my karma. Sometimes I’m caught, though rarely, and I step up to take the lash fearlessly.
We are a focused minority. There are those among us not so focused, they’re just in it for the ride. The commute. The nouveau thrill. We are envenomed by the spirit of the immortals, riding through the canyons on pristine, paved paths. The flame that lights us from within burns brighter at full tilt on a curvy road than the dude riding his couch, filling his large tank with cholesterol while he watches someone else play. The Nation of Voyeurs. Already partly dead. Maybe there’s nothing kindling inside these electric image addicts, and so they seek the light burning in the television tube. Not so we.
Laughter! Nothing lights you up like it. A hearty bellowing from the diaphragm that vacuums the water from the eye sockets. The kind of laughter that makes one appear as a sodden drunk, but it’s just laughter, and if only they could feel what you feel! That’s what motorcycling is all about. A feeling that strips the enigma from your shell, opens the cerebral cortex to the impossibility of flying through the canyons, running the asphalt
gauntlet. A place one goes in the world on a machine impossibly fine, and it’s all mine! Riding along on the laws of physics and the adhesion of your rubber. Your miniscule contact patch.
O, ye of great wealth, talent and skill, your contact patch is so small, and you only have two. Impossible on one, three or four; only two gives you the gyro feel of placing machine anywhere in the lane at will at a chosen speed, with great skill and mouth breathing fear, as you tilt from side to side. You ride the immutable science of your contact patch. Sometimes mastering, sometimes learning a lesson, the point is to go sanely enough so that you can do it again and again.
Do you really think there will be gas, or room on the road forever? No! Ply your freedom to ride while it’s here, because nothing else gives you this feeling, this prolonged feeling. Hurtling your soft body along the cheese grater road in an expensive protective layer of gear. Putting your stuff in a bag and strapping it onto a bike. Riding into the unknown for days at a time! Look at what we have!
Age brings fleeting feelings of sheer mortality that youth can’t quite grasp, yet. Remember the cheese grater road will wipe your vermillion ass if you’re not exactly where you must be. When in the apex we’re naked, figuratively, stripped of tattoos, Rolexes and the affectations of wealth and society. They’re only costumes we assume like a city cowboy, like a metal pierced nihilist minimalist Nighthawk-straddling highway denizen. We’re all the same inside, somewhere. Some are more enlightened than others. Some are more deluded. Some don’t grasp the difference or even the meaning of either word.
Pretend that you’re enlightened, even if you don’t really know shit about the pure, evasive Zen of chain maintenance

bum-bull BMW
03-09-2006, 07:54 PM
Barkeep,
I'll have what Will is having. Make it a double!

socalrob
03-09-2006, 08:38 PM
Far Out, Will :cool:

DarthRider
03-09-2006, 10:55 PM
Wild Will O' the West, when we get the site all finished you are going to *own* the MotoLit section!

I wondered how long it would be before you laid one of these on us...seen any Sausage Creatures lately?

Dave

Wild Will
03-09-2006, 11:05 PM
Well Darth Rider, since you asked... Last week a local barn burned down. It was a well known "drying shed" for a local alternative farmer. We have those in N. Ca. in case you haven't heard. Must have been a hundred pounds of skunk hanging on lines. Some of the fire dept. vol's. are devout Baptists; some are devout drunks; all took an extra 2 hours to put the hoses away that day. Just couldn't get it together. Can you say "contact high"?

Haven't seen the sausage creature since Autumn, when Melinda ended her short, graceful life by riding her Aprilia Tuono down a thousand foot bluff to the Pacific in her custom red leathers. She left her helmet and gloves on a rock near the road. We didn't find her for two weeks. You just gotta live to the fullest, 'cause you never know. There are many bike accidents near where I live on Highway 1. Most are caused by new riders too hot into a corner. Interesting that if you have enough money, you can go into a bike shop and buy a CBR 1000 RR as your first bike! No wonder shit happens.

And thanks for making me an honorary peckerhead, dave; I got your room ready whenever you finally retire. I promise you some fun!

DarthRider
03-09-2006, 11:15 PM
Sorry about your friend Melinda, Will. I read about her and the way she chose to leave but I didn't know you knew her. Somehow I'm not surprised though.

Thanks for the offer of the room...the time grows ever nearer. But the fun has already begun! Got any other barns that need burning?

You are a Peckerhead for sure but I don't know about the honorary part. I mean honorable part. Oh hell, you know what I mean.

Dave

geechie
03-10-2006, 09:40 AM
I liked that, Will. You have some very astute insights there.

One thing. In my experience, the older one gets, the less fleeting those feelings of sheer mortality become. But in a way, that only adds to the spice.

George

Deans BMW
03-10-2006, 10:04 AM
Will, that was fantastic, you truly captured the feelings that I get but are completely unable to express and you did it so well.

I think that your explination should be required reading for all joining this forum.

I love riding Northern Calif. Last summer riding from San Jose BMW to Bonneville, spent 4 or 5 days riding 36 and all the little towns up there, the Lost Coast etc, fantastic country.

Thanks for stating it so well.

neevee
03-10-2006, 12:08 PM
Marvellous read.

Wild Will
03-10-2006, 02:33 PM
Well, if ever any of you hoons are thinking about a ride in N. Ca. be sure to look me up. I can entertain you for a couple of days locally on God's own backroads, and show you some emerald rivers a day's ride north that have roads not seen this side of heaven. And almost no traffic. The riding has been the only reason I remain here, really. 32 years now and I'm still stoked by the roads, scenery and back country. But progress is just over the horizon, I'm told by land agents. Nothing seems to last forever. When we're gone and our machinery rests in museums, and the corner station sells little hydrogen bottles, who'll understand the canyon dancing we did! And the gravity defying, peg scraping, deer-swerving skill we held in our gloved paws...

bmwdave52
03-10-2006, 07:08 PM
That part of Nor Cal is truly beautiful. I love riding it.
I'm not surprised to hear it's going to be developed to death. It is just catching up with the rest of Paradise Lost(California).
I'm glad I'll be long gone when little hydrogen bottles are common for fuel.
Great Rant.:eusa_clap:

JCsman
03-10-2006, 11:27 PM
Dayumitall.

Every time I begin to think I MIGHT be able to string together a sentence or two that would be worthwhile.....I read something like Wild Will's.

And I can't sing either.....sigh.

Nice piece WW, very nice.

DarthRider
03-11-2006, 08:59 AM
Hey Bill -

Don't let Wild Will's writing intimidate you! I've been reading him for 5-6 years now and it will drive you crazy if you let it. Or thrill and amaze you as this little ditty does. Or make you not want to write anything yourself.

But I've just tried to use it as inspiration in some of my writing and have learned from it. Not only from the writing style which marries a fluid grace with a gritty reality, all told with humor and thanks for what is in the world to enjoy, but also I've learned to appreciate those things more in my life.

His philosophy is interesting and enlightening. I doubt Wild Will has many bad days. Stay tuned...I'm sure he's not done!

And please don't hesitate to string your words together for us...we all have plenty to say.

Dave

Ed K
04-20-2006, 12:04 AM
Hey Will... might take you up on your offer... Highway 36 is on the top of my list of roads to ride, that I have not had the good fortune yet to get to.

It would be great to have an opportunity to meet one of the esteemed Cafe members, and also ride some of California's finest!

Wild Will
04-20-2006, 03:11 PM
to me, Bro. Hwy One to Leggett, 101 to Garberville, Alderpoint Rd. to 36. A nice variant is to take 3 to Weaverville, and then turn around. It's like a different road on the way back. It's a minimum two day ride. Three allows time for photos and pit stops!

Ed K
04-21-2006, 08:50 PM
Looks great Will...

Wonder if a couple other Cafe members would like to join in to ride these fantastic roads...

Think we should put a general post up specific to this topic to see if couple more would like to join in?

Wild Will
04-21-2006, 09:16 PM
are welcome one and all. I have something in mind that would begin with a westerly ride through marin on Lucas Vly. Rd., on into Pt. Reyes Stn., a great pplace for breakfast but you already know that. One N. to Tomales, up to Jenner, Meyers grade, Sea View, Hauser Bridge, Tin Barn, Skaggs Springs, Annapolis Rd., One N. again to Mountain View Rd., 128 S. to Cloverdale. Then it's the best way home, your choice. Alternatively, One could be ridden S. again.
These roads are the most fun you can have on 2 wheels roads. Little traffic, gorgeous country side, total concentration back roads, ridge running on 2 lanes (most of the time...) through the trees.
You up for something like that or did you have anything else in mind? This will be a brisk run. The roads are superb. Little if any road vampirage should be encountered.
Earliest I have a weekend free is May sometime. Let's talk. I'd love it if we could do this during the week. Less chance of touristas on our roads!