FERARRI MOTORBIKE CONCEPT

[DarthRider]

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2008/09/ferrari_v4_motorcycle_151.jpg

See the rest here: http://www.autoblog.com/photos/ferrari-motorbike-concept-1/1053538/

[Sir Limpsalot]

I think I need a lie down. In a darkened room. I suddenly don't feel so good..

Si.

[Dirty Doug]

Looks like a Vespa on 'roids !!!:thumbs_down:


Dirty Doug

[JCsman]

Color, red ----------------Check
Slots on fake air intake----Check
Ferarri sticker ------------Check

Anything else needed to make this an honest to goodness "Ferarri" bike?

Nah.

Apparently completing this sophomoric checklist was considered a sufficient level of design skill by whomever was given this stying exercise.

Enzo should be rising from his grave at the next full moon to smite the oaf.

[DarthRider]

Note the F-16 controls used as grips/controls...

[Sir Limpsalot]

Enzo should be rising from his grave at the next full moon to smite the oaf.

Blinding! :rofl:

Si.

[DarthRider]

For the record, I don't like it either.

But at least, wherever it is from, they can come up with something better than this:
http://www.orangecountychoppers.com/occ/images/onairchoppers.jpg

Brought to you by The Dueling Morons at Orange County Choppers.

[Capt. Blackadder]

So that's why the Mayan calendar ends in 2012. They must have seen visions of this heathen abomination coming in the final years.

While I do like the looks of things underneath the bodywork, such as the V-4 with blood red valve covers, the overall design is just... well, words fail me here, really. What does this thing remind me of? A dildo with gills? A pair of electric scissors with wheels? I just can't decide.

If they actually put this into production as is, they might sell a few of them to avant-garde museums, but not a single one to actual riders... for the simple reason that showing up anywhere on this nimrod will get its rider beaten to a pulp on general principle.

[socalrob]

Has some cool stylized parts. I like it better than the Honda Rune, which in some ways has somewhat similar style involved. Looks like Buell brake roters.

Wonder how much that ONE piece fairing/bodywork for the entire bike would cost to replace after a tip over?


:)

[NoRRmad]

I wanna see a picture of somebody sitting on it.

Without looking like a dork.

[1MPH]

Oh I don't know......Paint it green and it would look like a frog eating a tire. :)

[Griffon]

Oh I don't know......Paint it green and it would look like a frog eating a tire. :)

Or paint it blue and it would look positively Smurfy!

[Rchop]

I love the look of it naked, but that's just me :linzi:

[BobFV1]

That bike has a proboscis like Jimmy Durante's.

[Donson]

Looks like it needs about 40 gallons of Preparation H !!