the "b" word

[ridgerunner]

Jus' poking fun...

How long before someone is
http://www.advrider.com/forums/images/smilies/ban.gif ?

[BobFV1]

Let's see -

bitch?

boobie?

bum?

Oh - banned! That's not a bad word around here. I hope it is one that we won't ever have to use!

I like boobies.:D

[Promethean]

is that bollocks?

[Tipstall]

Beaver

Ken

[JCsman]

"B" word, what B-word? Wouldn't that be "De-Cafe-nated" on this board?

[DJ Down Under]

Beach...Beaches..Beautiful Big Beaches..........oh yeah..........:D

DJ

http://members.optusnet.com.au/~djp1/mypic1746.jpg

[BobFV1]

DJ - Thanks for the nice picture. Made me want a warm glass of milk!

[geechie]

In my mis-spent youth I was a member of several rock and roll bands. That's the only band I'll be talkin' about.

Grew up on Folly Beach. Had a long board in those days.

Hoo boy!

Bye.

George

[kbc68]

BobFV1: Here's the Keg of beer i owe YA!

And yes i don't mind if she wears the SNEAKERS! :D
http://i.pbase.com/o4/00/62300/1/53564784.the_little_woman.jpg

[BobFV1]

BobFV1: Here's the Keg of beer i owe YA!

And yes i don't mind if she wears the SNEAKERS! :D
http://i.pbase.com/o4/00/62300/1/53564784.the_little_woman.jpg

:D :D

My good man - that beer smells like fish!!!

[Brakecheck]

DJ, So good to see you "uncut" but is there anyway you can post your pics in hi-rez?:cool:

Bob, I think I could learn to like fish flavored beer as long as she was serving it up...in the sneaks:D

[BobFV1]

Beer ~vs~ Pussy
A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.
A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.
Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton. Advantage: Beer.
Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not. Advantage: Draw.
If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted. Advantage: Pussy
24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. Advantage: Pussy.
Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer. Advantage: Pussy.
If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. Advantage: Beer.
If you come home smelling like beer, The Woman may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad. Advantage: Beer.
6 beers in a night and you better not drive. 6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need. Advantage: Pussy
Buy too much beer and you will get fat. Buy too much pussy and you will get poor. Advantage: Draw
It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game. You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game. Advantage: Pussy
If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a breathalyzer. If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high five. Advantage: Pussy
With beer, bigger is better. Advantage: beer.
Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable. Advantage: beer.
Pussy can make you see God. Beer can make you see the porcelain God. Advantage: Pussy
If you think all day about the next pussy you will have, you are normal.. If you think all day about your next beer, you are an alcoholic. Advantage: Pussy
Peeling labels off of beers is fun. Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun. Advantage: Pussy.
If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired. If you try to snag a pussy at work, you get hit with sexual harassment. Advantage: Draw
If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break. If you suddenly drop a pussy, it may hunt you down like the dog you are. Advantage: Beer. If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have you back. Advantage: beer.
The best pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it. Advantage: Pussy.
The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it. Advantage: Beer.
Bad beer: Schlitz, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Swill. Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright. Advantage: Draw
Good beer: Guinness, Sam Adams, Killian's Red Good pussy: Almost all but the above. Advantage: Pussy.
The government taxes beer. Advantage: Pussy. It's a close call, but the numbers never lie. Advantage: Pussy.

[Bones]

Bob,
Now that is some good stuff, right there.

[BMWChef]

Bob,
Great lines, but I beg to differ on the last line.
The Government may tax beer, but pussy will always cost you more. You either pay for it up front or you have a huge tab to pay along the way....and in the end!

Mark

[jamming]

Bob...
I laughed my ass off..thanks
Roger