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02-23-2007, 12:47 PM

How To Negotiate With Terrorists

A peacemaker walks up to the left side of a line. A terrorist walks up
to the right side of the line. The peacemaker introduces himself. The
terrorist kills him.

A peacemaker walks up to the left side of the line. A terrorist walks up
to the right side of the line. The peacemaker asks, "why did you kill my
friend?" The terrorist kills him and rapes his wife.

A peacemaker walks up to the left side of the line. A terrorist walks up
to the right side of the line. The peacemaker says, "Stop that!" The
terrorist kills him, rapes his daughter and kills his wife.

A peacemaker walks up to the left side of the line. A terrorist walks up
to the right side of the line. The peacemaker says, "I'll pay you $1000
if you stop attacking us." The terrorist agrees to the deal, takes the
$1000, and kills him.

A peacemaker walks up to the left side of the line. A terrorist walks up
to the right side of the line. The peacemaker appeals to the United
Nations. The United Nations says the peacemaker is at fault. The
terrorist kills him.

A peacemaker walks up to the left side of the line. A terrorist walks up
to the right side of the line. The peacemaker now has a gun, and
threatens to use it. Other peacemakers start chanting the old 60's
whine, "Can't we all just get along?" The peacemaker hesitates. The
terrorist kills him.

A peacemaker walks up to the left side of the line. A terrorist walks up
to the right side of the line. The peacemaker tries to convince his
peacemaker friends that the terrorists aren't going to respond to
negotiations, but they insist that if he kills the terrorist it'll just
make the other terrorists mad. The peacemaker reluctantly agrees to try
negotiating again. The terrorist kills him., his entire family, and his
neighbor's family.

A heated debate now ensues between the peacemakers who want to be nice
to the terrorists and the peacemakers who believe that there can never
be peace until the terrorists are all dead. While they are debating, the
terrorists kill 15 more peacemakers.

A peacemaker walks up to the left side of the line. A terrorist walks up
to the right side of the line. The peacemaker asks himself, "Which is
more important: being liked by everyone, or protecting my family?" The
terrorist pulls a knife to kill the peacemaker, but the peacemaker pulls
a gun and kills the terrorist first. The United Nations condemns the
peacemaker's use of unnecessary force. Many of his peacemaker friends
turn against him.

A peacemaker walks up to the left side of the line. A terrorist walks up
to the right side of the line. The peacemaker apologizes for what his
friend did to the other terrorist. The terrorist kills him, his entire
family and his neighbors, and threatens to destroy the city as soon as
they develop a bigger weapon.

A peacemaker refuses to meet at the line because every time a peacemaker
goes to the line the terrorist kills him. A terrorist walks up to the
right side of the line and fires rockets into the peacemaker's town. The
United Nations condemns the way the peacemaker provoked the terrorist by
refusing to come to the line and meet with him.

Generations pass and not much changes until one day when the son of a
peacemaker decides that the old strategy simply won't work. He walks up
to the left side of the line a little early. As the terrorist approaches
the right side of the line the peacemaker shoots him. Another terrorist
approaches to replace the first, and the peacemaker shoots him too. This
scene plays out several more times. Then a terrorist approaches carrying
a white flag, but he also has weapons. The peacemaker shoots him. A
terrorist next approaches with a ceasefire resolution from the U.N. The
peacemaker shoots him also. A large group of terrorists approach and the
peacemaker shoots them all and drops a nuclear bomb on the city they
came from. The peacemaker continues killing the terrorists until the
terrorists are all dead.

There is finally peace on earth and the United Nations takes the credit.