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Tassie Devil
09-15-2006, 09:46 AM
On Fathers' Day I was gifted a copy of "Old Bike Australia" by my twin girls, "Search" and "Destroy". I found this little gem to share with you all.

"Our more mature members may be familiar with the exploits of Edgar Jessop, bon vivant, philanderer and the dashing leader of the globe trotting works Spagforth team in the Golden era of the sport".

As part of a Down Under tour that spent an inordinate amount of time in Kalgoorlie, Jessop took in the inaugural and only Tarana TT in 1924. Linking the towns of Lithgow, Tarana and Rydal just west of the Blue Mountains, the arduous and unforgiving 40 kilometre lap tested man and machine to the limit.

Hardly the epitome of phisical fitness at the best of times, Jessop developed a taste of the Lithgow XXX Lager, a local brew of some 15% alcohol by volume, during his time in the district, and by race day had added several pounds to his already corpulent frame.

Still, his 500cc Spragforth Stoat had the legs on the opposition during qualifying and practice sessions, and Jessop found no need to apply restraint on the evening prior to the gruelling 530 kilometre race.

Instead, Edgar and his chief mechanic, Harold Scrotum, spent the evening in a champagne filled spa bath accompanied bya couple of local starlets, dining on caviar, oysters and a rare aged sirloin of beef.

Despite feeling rather fragile after his bacchanalian bout, Jessop fronted for the TT with scarcely an hours sleep and soon disposed of early leader Eugene Molestrangler on a methene fuelled OHC Grundle.

Setting a scorching pace, Edgar's virtuosity behind the handle-bars inflamed the passions of a shapley lady spectator at a particularly difficult section of the circuit then known as Bonkington's Bend, located 4 kilometers East of the Tarana pub. Each lap as Edgar sailed through, she lowered her drawers to show her ample prosteria to the champion.

Finally, the expectation of the next exposure told, and Jessop's fly buttons let go with a resounding "twang" as he approached the tightening right hander at breakneck speed.

Misjudging his breaking point, Edgar decked the Stoat, which cartwheeled over an embankment, demolishing a pie stand and a portable bordello in the process.

Although the rider was unhurt apart from a swelling in the groin, the works Spagforth was wrecked, and by the time the team mechanics arrived from Lithgow to recover the machine, much of it had been souvenired by vandals.

The accident, and Jessop's rare defeat, made headline news, and the infamous bend was renamed in his memory.

Today the Tarana-Lithgow road is a favorite weekend haunt for motor-cyclists of all ages who, despite warning signs and the absence of prosterias, regularly plunge into the same scenery as Edgard did all those years ago.


Cheers,

JQ.

arkline
09-15-2006, 10:23 AM
Oooooh, I love a good Spagthorpe story. Sad the marque passed into history so early...

DarthRider
09-15-2006, 10:30 PM
John Quincy, your are certifiable! If that phrase is unknown in The Land of Oz, let me know and I will elucidate.
The renowned "500cc Spragforth Stoat"...the legendary Harold Scrotum...and the incredible Edgar Jessop...what a story!
Might I have your kind permission to include your tale on our website:
http://www.peckerheadmotorcycleracing.com/ ?
Any chance of seeing a picture of your lovely twins, "Misses Search & Destroy"?

Tassie Devil
09-16-2006, 05:50 AM
Dave,
Of course you have my blessing to include the little snippit in your illustrious website, in fact I would consider it an honour..

I'll have to learn how to upload pictures properly, but here is a shot of Search and Destroy. The two sweeties have provided Jan and me with four grandkids, Josh, Oscar, Floyd and Holly.

BTW.... Dave, I'm proud of being the only certifiable person in my family.


Cheers,

JQ

DarthRider
09-16-2006, 10:16 AM
JQ -
Both Search & Destroy are indeed lovely lasses and I'm sure have been much more than a match for the poor talents of a lowly Father. I had boys and that was bad enough!
"Josh, Oscar, Floyd and Holly"...those four grandkids my friend, must be the lights of your life! Betty & I have none, alas, nor or we likely to. Maybe you can loan us a couple for the summer sometime...

Tassie Devil
09-17-2006, 06:08 PM
Dave,
I have been in deep negotiations with young Josh. I'm afraid he's holding out for his favorite dish of crocodile egg omelete, which are made from eggs that look like hens eggs but have a texter like mark on the shell in the shape of a crock.
He's also unsure of the pointy hat at this stage...

But I'm working on it.

Cheers,

JQ.

DarthRider
09-17-2006, 07:07 PM
"...He's also unsure of the pointy hat at this stage..."

Lots of people are...

Wild Will
09-17-2006, 09:18 PM
a brace of Tasmanian heart throbs and a tale that tickled my inner lunatic! That was epic!
Cheers!

DarthRider
02-18-2011, 10:03 AM
I sometimes feel the obligation to bump a thread from our amazing treasure trove of Classic Tales of the Cafe'.
Here's one such...enjoy!:eusa_clap:

Donson
02-18-2011, 11:06 AM
Finally, the truth about Bonkington's Bend. A real shame about the portable Bordello. That was priceless! thumbs up!

Sir Limpsalot
02-18-2011, 11:17 AM
From the title I was convinced this would be about Hailwood. I made the same mistake last time round as well! :linzi:

I'd forgotten all about Harold Scrotum..

Tassie Devil
02-18-2011, 06:52 PM
'Twas Edgar Jessop who is the real hero, but Harold was a genius in his own lifetime never the less.
It's a pity today's mechanics don't have the enterprise of the old-timers. Recycling old dental fillings to be cast into timing chain covers just isn't done anymore..... (Sigh).

Cheers,

JQ.

Deans BMW
02-18-2011, 06:57 PM
JQ, you are beyond fantastic..........:eusa_clap::058: