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fganger
07-20-2006, 08:33 AM
I know Bones is our medical advisor and I hate to beat him to the punch with up to date medical info. But a guys gotta do what a guys gotta do.

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen, Aleve is also called Naproxen, Amoxil is also known as Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.:028:

BobFV1
07-20-2006, 09:39 AM
Excellent - that Latin stuff blows me away :eusa_drool:

geechie
07-20-2006, 12:14 PM
Frank,

I hear that by most any name, it's still a big seller in the Sunshine State.

George

Boxerboy
07-21-2006, 01:06 AM
It's probably going to be sold to Nursing Homes as part of a strategy to prevent male clients from falling from bed, hence reducing the incidence of fractured hips.

Board or table games have been listed as a contraindication, including surprisingly, poker.

:)