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Bones
06-13-2006, 09:16 PM
The risk in setting high expectations for any experience is that you can be left with serious disappointment. But once in a while, things come together and you find yourself amidst even high expectations being exceeded. And that, my friends, is a beautiful thing.

Some months ago, my riding partner and I began working on finding a decent excuse to take a ride. A real ride. He has been working towards buying a pair of Cruiserworks boots for about 4 years now. Perry rides fast but he shops slow. Cruiserworks is located outside Durham, NC. I live in Upstate, NY and he lives in North Central, PA. Seems like we needed to take a ride down to NC to check out some boots.

As it turns out, his son, daughter in law and grandaughter just moved from Oregon to the Asheville, NC area, so another reason for heading South emerged.

Our style of planning is to chose a general direction on the map, but not any specific routes, and just head out. I had a week clear for riding, but other than that, no restrictions.

My R1200GS had new Tourances mounted a week ahead of the trip, his R1150R had new Metzler Marathons put on and off we went.

Rather than a day by day account, I will offer some highlights, insights and general musings. I will also post below the shutterfly link so you can scroll or slideshow the pictures, which tell the story better than I do, I am sure.

In 7 days we traversed : NY, PA, MD, W VA, VA, NC, TN, KY, back into W VA, OH, then on the last day, up through Eastern Ohio, across PA and since we arrived at Perry's home at 4 PM, I decided to hoof it the last 100 miles to NY and back to my house rather than spend another night away. 2530 miles.

We rode through rain only for about 3 hours the first day. We had an occasional shower here and there, but otherwise great weather as the pics show.

Pace: Perry and I met while standing around in a BMW shop having our respective bikes wrenched a few years ago. A nice conversation led to a "hey let's take a ride together some time..." and the next season, we did. That was more thousands of miles of riding together than I can count. Sometimes you find a riding partner where things just mesh. We split leading and following pretty evenly, but never really plan it. There seems to be an intuitive sense about when to pass, when to take a break, when to stop for fuel, when to eat, etc. Neither of us likes to ride with more than one other person and both of us do a lot of riding alone. Sometimes we roll along at a languishing pace. Other times we crank along at 85-90 (as we did crossing from eastern to western NC this trip). Just depends on the day and the mood.

This trip was mostly spent on roads I can only describe as etherial. West Virginia offered literally 200 mile uninterupted stretches of challenging curves with great pavement and surreal scenery. Then, you would pull through a little town and be back to twisties for another few hours.

We spent about 10 hours a day riding. In places like W VA, the avg. speed was not high because of the terrain. But it was so satisfying, it is difficult to describe.

Virginia was similar, but with the elevation changes and curve radii being a bit more stretched. It was a State covered in a sheet of green velvet.

Western North Carolina, starting in the Black Hills area near Asheville was breathtaking, as well. From a distance, the greenery was lush and looked like thick moss covering all surfaces.

I was once told that the Blue Ridge Parkway was " a waste of time" because the speed limit is only 45. Now, I like to ride fast, hang off and twist the throttle. So don't misunderstand me, here. There is no way in hell you can ride the BRP at anything much over 45 anyway! If you run a turn wide, you are given the opportunity to travel 5-6,000 ft. down at terminal velocity. Riding the 40 or so miles of the BRP that we did at 45 was fantastic. I had no need to try to go faster....and we had no traffic, no peace officers in sight and the road surfaces were superb.

Tennessee and Kentucky have some great riding, too, but it took us a while to figure out which parts of those States have those rides hidden. We found them, though.

West Virginia has a lot of poverty. Kentucky (at least the parts we traversed) has money. I found the folks we encountered in W Va to be quite friendly and helpful. They were most intruigued by the concept of two Yankees riding bikes all the way down there "just to look around."

Tips: When traveling long distances on a motorcycle, try not to get the runs. Perry chose a lunch spot one day. Now, I usually only eat some peanut butter crackers and drink water or some soda when on long rides, then catch up on eating at dinner. But "what the hell?" Well, hell took wrath on my bowels about an hour after our fateful stop at the "Sub Shack" which I now will refer to as the crapper shack. Each field began to look like an opportunity to run into it and strip off my leathers. But I made it to the next fueling station.

Unfortunately, the bathroom was SCARY. BUT, the paper towel dispenser was full, so I quickly created and area rug in front of the commode. To access one's own rear panel, so to speak, when wearing Vanson leather pants and Vendramini Marathon boots, you have to take them off. There is no pulling them down. I survived this experience and looked to a higher source for intervention all the while. My apologies to the many folks who were banging on the door who I told to "go away." Fortunately, this all passed (both figuratively and literally) within an hour and we were back on the road.

I carry a roll of toilet paper in the side cases, just in case. Perhaps I should have chosen a field instead of the convenience store. Who knows. All I know is I am staying with peanut butter crackers and diet pepsi from now on, during the day.

Ergos: the Sargent seat on my GS worked great. No other mods were made to the bike other than adding a laminar lip to the stock screen. I think bar backs might have been helful for the day we rode interstates across NC, but otherwise, I didn't need them. I think 7 ten hour days on the bike is a decent test of ergos. The Tourance tires are great tires for both dry and wet conditions.

Engine: I am finding the GS to eat a bit of oil, as did my R up until about 10,000 miles. In 2500 miles, I needed to add 16 ounces of oil.

Packs: Motofizz tail pack...really well made.

Electrics: Used them on two days, but they were worth every penny and then some. Being cold makes riding miserable and dangerous. Being warm makes it a pleasure. Call me a wuss if you like. I like my electrics.

The Head: Seven successive days of riding all day to the point of easy fatigue does some great things to one's brain chemistry, especially when the weather is nice. Endorphins. I rarely drink when not on vacation, but we did have some Irish Whiskey each night. That, on top of the endorphins, some easy conversation and good laughs.....what a great time.

The photos will do better justice to the trip than I am doing typing. So, here is the link. Hope you enjoy the scenery.

http://share.shutterfly.com/action/welcome?sid=8AbNmLJq4bOH3A

Hope the link works. We will find out shortly.

Jeff

jamais
06-13-2006, 09:21 PM
Linky-no-work.

Bones
06-13-2006, 09:34 PM
I forgot to mention that we did ride Deal's Gap, tail of the Dragon.

Sometimes things that take on a mythical aire end up being mythical in person.

I guess I just wasn't so blown away after riding through West Virginia and Western NC in the 36 hours preceding. Yes, there were 318 turns in 11 miles. But I can't say I enjoyed it enough to want to ride it again. The turns are very tight, and many of them are very blind. That, along with traffic coming at you in the other direction, often not taking very good lines is VERY unnerving. I prefer third gear turns on the throttle at the apex rather than 1st and 2nd gear turns that are blind.

So, I took no photos there, bought no T shirts or stickers. There were a ton of bikes parked at the tree of shame and we just kept riding.

At least I got a chuckle when Perry said "The last time I rode this it was two up on a /5 with notchy steering head bearings." OK, I guess I won't complain, then.

I would prefer to ride the roads in W VA and Eastern Ohio, any day.

Jeff

Bones
06-13-2006, 09:35 PM
Jamais,
Try the link now. I edited it a few minutes after posting, as I realized I typed in a wrong digit. It works now.

Jeff

BobFV1
06-13-2006, 09:57 PM
Boner - Linky works - than ks for the beautiful pics! I especially liked the landscape in number 7 - good composition!

I always carry a travel pack of those baby ass-wipe things in my tank bag - lots of good uses, including wiping your ass!

Glad you had a nice trip. I was impressed with the Tourances on my trip as well. How did yours hold the pressure? Mine had been doing real well, but after the first day of my Bunburner I awoke to find the rear down 5 pounds and the front down about 3 - this after the pressures checked normal the previous day. I guess the extended ride time and heat buildup just allowed some pressure to escape.

Thanks again for the great pics and report. Did you pardner end up with the boots?

Bones
06-13-2006, 10:09 PM
Bob,
The Tournances needed some extra lbs of pressure after riding the first couple hundred miles, then stayed fine. I run them at 40 and 40.

Yes, Perry got his Cruiserworks boots at the Cruiserworks place. That is a whole other story and I should have taken pictures, but just forgot to think about it. Good boots, but I like armored boots for real rides, so the Vendramini's are my favorites.

Glad the post worked.

The best pics are those I didn't take because we were too busy riding. I just hate to stop when I am in the groove.

Jeff

Wild Will
06-13-2006, 10:52 PM
for the pictures, Bones. That's one big shovel! Glad you're having fun and are grabbing life by the short hairs with zircon encrusted tweezers!

DarthRider
06-13-2006, 11:07 PM
Good stuff, Bonester!
Looks like a great ride and a greater time...well, except for the explosive, projectile diarrhea!
And you talked about me...
Anyway, thanks for documenting your Big Adventure. And no pics of the, well you know.

taosports
06-14-2006, 12:22 AM
Enjoyed the photos Bones. Thanks for taking us along for the ride!

socalrob
06-14-2006, 01:05 AM
Great photos & post.

Your take on Deals Gap is what I suspect mine would be, although I've never been there. I'd rather have a 45mph road with a bit more open curves too.

The scenery looks spectacular.

Sir Limpsalot
06-14-2006, 04:38 AM
Great pics Jeff. The Blue Ridge Parkway looks simply stunning. The breakfasts look a little strange................ (to my British eyes at least!) Maybe I'll get a chance to try one someday.
You're right, two is exactly the right number for a "group trip".
Cheers
Si.

geechie
06-14-2006, 08:43 AM
Nice post. Thanks.

I have a bud who just (finally) got a bike back under him. He wants real bad for us to go up and do Deal's Gap. I think your comments make a lot of sense, and will make sure he reads them.

Gotta love a man who takes pictures of breakfast, Southern Style.

Hey Will: ...with zircon encrusted tweezers! Yeah baby ...gleamin' in the moonlighty night.

Not too many cats around who quote FZ anymore.

George

DJ Down Under
06-14-2006, 09:13 AM
Thanks Bones...the linky works great..it's nice to just sit back a watch your pictures in that slide show...great pics..thanks for sharing them with us.

You did good..:eusa_clap:

Now why didn't you get a shot of your GS parked in that big shovel?..:003:

DJ

BobFV1
06-14-2006, 09:39 AM
Hey Will: ...with zircon encrusted tweezers! Yeah baby ...gleamin' in the moonlighty night.

Not too many cats around who quote FZ anymore.

George

Hijack -

Bob's favorite FZ lyrics (much better with original melody):

Willie The Pimp

Im a little pimp
With my hair gassed back
Pair a khaki pants
With my shoe shined black
I got a little lady . . .
And she walks that street
Tellin' all the boys
That she can't be beat
She can't be beat
She can't be beat
She's so sweet
She knows she can't be beat
She can't be beat
She can't be beat
She's so sweet
She knows she can't be beat

Twenny dollah bill
(i can set you straight)
Meet me on the corner boy an don't be late
Man in a suit
With a bow-tie neck
Tryna buy some pussy
With a third party check
A third party check, a third party check
He's tryna buy some pussy
With a third party check
A third party check, a third party check
He's tryna buy some pussy
With a third party checks
Standin' onna porch of the lido hotel
Floozies in the lobby love the way i sell:


Hot meat . . .
Hot rats . . .
Hot cats . . .
Hot zits

Hot meat . . .
Hot feet . . .
Hot rats . . .
Hot cats

geechie
06-14-2006, 11:20 AM
Damn, Bob!!

I got chills reading those lyrics.

Guess that says something about me, huh?

George

arkline
06-14-2006, 10:24 PM
Bones,

Your pictures fill me with wanderlust. I haven't been east of Coeur D'Alene since the last time we visited the missus family in Tennessee some fire or six years ago. But your pictures lead me on. Great stuff really.

BobFV1
06-14-2006, 10:30 PM
Damn, Bob!!

I got chills reading those lyrics.

Guess that says something about me, huh?

George

Bones
06-15-2006, 05:25 AM
Thanks guys. Fantastic trip, really.

Jeff

smithkjnc
06-24-2006, 12:17 PM
Tips: When traveling long distances on a motorcycle, try not to get the runs. Perry chose a lunch spot one day. Now, I usually only eat some peanut butter crackers and drink water or some soda when on long rides, then catch up on eating at dinner. But "what the hell?" Well, hell took wrath on my bowels about an hour after our fateful stop at the "Sub Shack" which I now will refer to as the crapper shack. Each field began to look like an opportunity to run into it and strip off my leathers. But I made it to the next fueling station.

Unfortunately, the bathroom was SCARY. BUT, the paper towel dispenser was full, so I quickly created and area rug in front of the commode. To access one's own rear panel, so to speak, when wearing Vanson leather pants and Vendramini Marathon boots, you have to take them off. There is no pulling them down. I survived this experience and looked to a higher source for intervention all the while. My apologies to the many folks who were banging on the door who I told to "go away." Fortunately, this all passed (both figuratively and literally) within an hour and we were back on the road.

I carry a roll of toilet paper in the side cases, just in case. Perhaps I should have chosen a field instead of the convenience store. Who knows. All I know is I am staying with peanut butter crackers and diet pepsi from now on, during the day. ......

Hello Bones.....I am the owner of "The Sub Shack" and want to offer my sincere appologies for your misfortune after eating one of our sandwiches. I would like to offer you your money back in full for this bad experience for you and if you could, please email me your mailing address for the refund and the exact item you ordered so that I may look at the ingredients to see what may have been the cause. We rarely get any negative comments on our food as we always use the freshiest ingredients and I (or my wife) personally make and check every order that goes out the door.
I do remember that you had a friend riding with you and wanted to inquire as to whether he had any discomfort as well.
Again, I am very sorry.

Joe and Kelli Smith "The Sub Shack"
Ph#:
1-740-682-7500

E-mail:
sub_shack@yahoo.com

Address:
304 North Front Street
Oak Hill, Ohio 45656

Deans BMW
06-24-2006, 12:35 PM
WOW, a stand up guy, sounds like, good for him.


Hello Bones.....I am the owner of "The Sub Shack" and want to offer my sincere appologies for your misfortune after eating one of our sandwiches. I would like to offer you your money back in full for this bad experience for you and if you could, please email me your mailing address for the refund and the exact item you ordered so that I may look at the ingredients to see what may have been the cause. We rarely get any negative comments on our food as we always use the freshiest ingredients and I (or my wife) personally make and check every order that goes out the door.
I do remember that you had a friend riding with you and wanted to inquire as to whether he had any discomfort as well.
Again, I am very sorry.

Joe and Kelli Smith "The Sub Shack"
Ph#:
1-740-682-7500

E-mail:
sub_shack@yahoo.com

Address:
304 North Front Street
Oak Hill, Ohio 45656

GPM
06-24-2006, 01:43 PM
Hi Joe,

Welcome aboard!! Nice to see a small business owner step up and offer to do the right thing. Can't imagine getting the same response if Jeff's unfortunate incident had happened at Denny's.

Besides, I'm betting the distress was as much due to Jeff's tender tiny tummy being exposed to real food after being forced to exist on peanut butter crackers and water.

Bones
07-06-2006, 11:42 PM
Hello Bones.....I am the owner of "The Sub Shack" and want to offer my sincere appologies for your misfortune after eating one of our sandwiches. I would like to offer you your money back in full for this bad experience for you and if you could, please email me your mailing address for the refund and the exact item you ordered so that I may look at the ingredients to see what may have been the cause. We rarely get any negative comments on our food as we always use the freshiest ingredients and I (or my wife) personally make and check every order that goes out the door.
I do remember that you had a friend riding with you and wanted to inquire as to whether he had any discomfort as well.
Again, I am very sorry.

Joe and Kelli Smith "The Sub Shack"
Ph#:
1-740-682-7500

E-mail:
sub_shack@yahoo.com

Address:
304 North Front Street
Oak Hill, Ohio 45656

Joe and Kelli,
Hey, that is above and beyond............really. I can't say for sure it was the food. I just got the GI assault later that day. The subs tasted great when we ate them and everything certainly seemed very fresh. And, I prefer "Mom and Pop" places to chains, so we appreciated stopping at your place. I feel badly now having suggested it was the food at your place.

I shouldn't have blamed your place....it was just the temporal relationship. To be honest, if it was really the food at your place, it shouldn't have manifested itself until much later.

I do remember you and your wife being quite nice. Sorry for the blame. You do have to admit though, that sharing a story of a rider's worst nightmare makes for a laugh for those reading (but not for those riding). Perry, my riding partner was not so affected. But he was a bit annoyed at not having access to the one bathroom at that convenience store when he had to pee.

Thanks for being so concerned. That is truly amazing.

We plan to head through the same route next Spring.....I promise, if we get to or near Oak Hill, we will stop by.

Jeff

Wild Will
07-07-2006, 06:09 PM
Not too many cats around who quote FZ anymore.

George[/QUOTE]

Poodle bites, poodle chews it...not a speck of cereal!

She had that Camarillo brillo flaming out around her head; I mean her Mendocino Beano, by where some bugs had made it red. She ruled the toads of the short forest, and every newt in Idaho. And every cricket who had chorused by the bush in Idaho...she had a snake for a pet and an amulet, and she was breeding a dwarf but she wasn't done yet, she had greay green skin, a doll with a pin, I told her she was alright, but I couldn't come in...

she stripped away her rancid poncho and laid out nekked by the door. we did it till we were un-concho and it was useless anymore...

Don't get me started on Zappa! Those were the glory years. I saw him entreat a beauty up on stage in the early 70's in Miami, and he got her to remove her shirt and beat herself into a frenzy with a rubber shark. Damn!

Don't it always seem to show that you don't know what you've got till it's gone...

Wild Will
07-07-2006, 06:19 PM
[QUOTE=smithkjnc]Hello Bones.....I am the owner of "The Sub Shack"


Welcome hither, Brother; I wish you well and much success with your family business. We ain't got any Submarine sandwiches out here in Yuppieville...just too - tall food with names I can't pronounce. Now I'm not complaining; not after being waited on by a gal in Nevada who smoked a Camel while taking my order. Her hands were full so she held her head sideways and squinted bad while the smoke almost blinded her. She then proceeded to tell us that this little town was the crank capital of central Nevada. Sure enough, we could see the town motel right from our smoky booth window, and the sheriff was busting the whole place while we ate Spam cutlets in a Gulden broth...you just can't buy entertainment like you can find on the roads of the good ol' USA!

BobFV1
07-10-2006, 03:39 PM
I carry a roll of toilet paper in the side cases, just in case.

I always carry a container of those "baby ass-wipe" wet towel thingees in my tank bag - not just the little travel pack, but a big plastic container full of them. If you have to take a dump on the road, nothing provides a better butt-wiping than a baby ass-wipe! Likewise, when you check in to the Motel 6, they always use the "lowest bidder" wood-pulp toilet paper. Take the baby ass-wipes into the hotel and use them instead of the 60-grit toilet paper provided by the hotel.

Remember - you never know when you will be in a crash and some good-looking nurse will have to cut your tightie-whities off with a pair of gauze scissors. When this happens, you want to make sure that your anal hygiene impresses her, especially if some of your other shortcomings do not!

GPM
07-10-2006, 09:26 PM
you want to make sure that your anal hygiene impresses her

What else is there to say????

Bones
07-10-2006, 10:42 PM
I just decided that between the last 3-4 posts, that the entertainment value of my paid founding membership to MC Cafe' is one of the best investments I have ever made.

And I am going to go out to buy some of those wipes that Bob recommends. No point in being an astronomer while riding...don't need rings around Uranus.



Jeff