If Abs Is For Pussies

[Wild Will]

we have some serious discussion ahead. What about Automatic Motorcycle Transmissions? What about Motor Scooters? What about Pocket Bikes? What about Seatless Trials Bikes? What about Rolling Subjective Cruiser Art, Apehangers and Assless Chaps? Whole legions of American riders religiously wear the latter, I'm ashamed to say.
The air is fairly bristling, gents. Let me suggest that
"assless chaps are for ...." Let's fill in the blanks once and for all and set the Moto Nation straight before it's just too late. Onward!

[socalrob]

Will,

As my wife, an avid horse person, tells me, ALL CHAPS ARE BY DEFINITION ASSLESS, therefore, all you have to say is "chaps". Of course the words "assless chaps" is fun to say:037:

[vintagemxr]

we have some serious discussion ahead. What about Automatic Motorcycle Transmissions? What about Motor Scooters? What about Pocket Bikes? What about Seatless Trials Bikes? What about Rolling Subjective Cruiser Art, Apehangers and Assless Chaps? Whole legions of American riders religiously wear the latter, I'm ashamed to say.
The air is fairly bristling, gents. Let me suggest that
"assless chaps are for ...." Let's fill in the blanks once and for all and set the Moto Nation straight before it's just too late. Onward!

Sometimes I wear assless chaps while riding a scooter with an automatic trans and ape hangers somewhere to look at subjective cruiser art. And sometimes when no one is around I just wear assless chaps... :dance:

[Gord]

"assless chaps are for ...."

...strippers...
...The Village People...
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...and my wife! :icon_redface: :eusa_clap:

To the best of my knowledge she does not fit into either of the first two categories. Although for $10 bucks, and with a table around....:eusa_drool:

[BobFV1]

Will -

I believe the chaps question has already been thrown out for discussion:

http://www.motorcyclistcafe.com/forums/showthread.php?t=994

[geechie]

Let's fill in the blanks once and for all and set the Moto Nation straight before it's just too late. Onward!

Hell, Will. I tried to set the Pegster straight one time. My ears are still ringin'.

Leave the masses and their delusions alone. Your life will be simpler in the long run.

(Yes, of course I realize you're being facetious.) Me too.

George

[Capt. Blackadder]

In my ever-so-humble opinion, assless chaps (it IS more fun saying "assless"...) are for women only, who preferably have "exotic dancer" on their resumé, and have been presented with an authentic "Certificate of Derriere Aesthetic Excellence", signed by the good Dr. Feintush. :D

[BobFV1]

"Certificate of Derriere Aesthetic Excellence", signed by the good Dr. Feintush. :D

That's my own special "Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval" ! :thumbs_up:

[arkline]

Personally I'd rather have a chapless ass than assless chaps...

[Gord]

...assless chaps...

There's a joke here about "what do you get when a woman backs into a spinning airplane propeller".



A dis-assed-her....

[fotomoto]

In my ever-so-humble opinion, assless chaps (it IS more fun saying "assless"...) are for women only, who preferably have "exotic dancer" on their resumé, and have been presented with an authentic "Certificate of Derriere Aesthetic Excellence", signed by the good Dr. Feintush. :D

So I guess these don't qualify?

[Dallara]

Imagine any of Bob's "Page Three" girls on a Pocket Bike wearing nothing but assless chaps...

Cheers!

Allan (Dallara - NACD)

[BobFV1]

Imagine any of Bob's "Page Three" girls on a Pocket Bike wearing nothing but assless chaps...

Cheers!

Allan (Dallara - NACD)

Is this close???

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